Tell him time is of the essence. This man is a knight in shining armor. You all right, Dexter? I’m really more an apartment person. I’m doing mental jumping jacks.

It’s Alive!

I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! Keep your mind limber. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.

  • I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!
  • I have a dark side, too.
  • Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.

Turning Biminese

Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. You’re a killer. I catch killers. Keep your mind limber.

Practically Perfect

Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. I’m partial to air conditioning. You’re a killer. I catch killers. I like seafood.

  1. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment.
  2. I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am.
Everything Is Illumenated

I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. He taught me a code. To survive. You all right, Dexter?

Return to Sender

I am not a killer. God created pudding, and then he rested. Hello, Dexter Morgan. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized.

Only you could make those words cute. I am not a killer. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I have a dark side, too. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me.

I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. You’re a killer. I catch killers.

Makes me a … scientist. I’m really more an apartment person. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen.

I’m doing mental jumping jacks.

Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. This man is a knight in shining armor. Watching ice melt.

This is fun. Like a sloth. I can do that.

This man is a knight in shining armor. I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.

I’m really more an apartment person. He taught me a code. To survive. This man is a knight in shining armor.

Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be. I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.